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Arguably the most infamous of all the Guitar Hero games, there was definitely a “you get what you pay for” attitude surrounding Guitar Hero: Van Halen. You paid, of course, nothing given that for a long time purchasers of Guitar Hero 5 would be given a full copy of Van Halen for free. If you didn’t live in a country that had that promotion (or if you wanted a real case and not a paper slip), however, you could purchase it separately in December of 2009, Guitar Hero: Van Halen would be the 6th and final full price game released under the Guitar Hero brand in the infamous year.

Because of the pack-in nature of the game, it meant that it was developed in the World Tour era and would therefore be using the now outdated Guitar Hero: Metallica engine instead of the then-current GH5/Band Hero one. Because of this, a lot of features like song challenges, party play, and any instrument combination weren’t included.

The engine wasn’t the only thing that was heavily criticized, however. The absence of anything from the Sammy Hagar era (and to a MUCH lesser extent, Gary Cherone) was a disappointment to people, myself included. In addition, the replacement of longtime Van Halen bassist Michael Anthony with Eddie’s then-16 year old son Wolfgang was met with largely the same reaction as it was in real life.

On the subject of Wolfgang Van Halen, one of the other major disappointments with the game was the setlist. While previous band-centric games Aerosmith and Metallica had featured guest acts that were of significance to the band or directly influenced by them (Run-DMC, Cheap Trick, Ted Nugent, ect. in the case of Aerosmith and Mercyful Fate, Mastodon, Suicidal Tendencies, ect. for Metallica), the members of Van Halen clearly couldn’t be bothered to pick any. That’s why the guest acts were hand picked by Wolfgang who went with people like Yellowcard, Alter Bridge, and The Offspring. Musical opinions aside, the connection to Van Halen is tenuous at best.

Not everything about the game was awful, though. Eddie Van Halen is the truest definition of Guitar God, so what GH:VH had on offer was one of the strongest set of guitar charts in the entire franchise. In a similar vein, David Lee Roth does a lot of really fun vocal stuff which, if you can get past the dodgy vocals engine, makes for a great game to sing, too.

Back to the setlist, 60% of the 47 song setlist consisted of Van Halen music, although three of the VH songs are Eddie Van Halen guitar solos. Of the 47 songs, 8 are currently playable in Rocksmith for a total of 17%. In addition, The Kinks’ original version is playable in Rocksmith 2014 while Van Halen’s cover is available here. The percentage here is on the lower end of the Guitar Hero scale, but compared to other band-centric titles, it’s tied with Metallica and slightly ahead of Aerosmith’s 10%.

ArtistSongDate in Rocksmith
Alter BridgeCome to LifeN/A
Billy IdolWhite Wedding (Part 1)04/30/2013
blink-182First Date01/17/2017
The ClashSafe European HomeN/A
Deep PurpleSpace Truckin'N/A
Foo FightersBest of You12/17/2012
ForeignerDouble Vision *09/30/2014
Fountains of WayneStacy's Mom02/19/2018
Jimmy Eat WorldPainN/A
Judas PriestPainkiller04/17/2012
Killswitch EngageThe End of Heartache11/04/2014
Lenny KravitzRock and Roll is DeadN/A
The OffspringPretty Fly (For a White Guy)02/02/2016
QueenI Want It All05/23/2017
Queens of the Stone AgeSick, Sick, SickN/A
Tenacious DMaster Exploder12/08/2015
Third Eye BlindSemi-Charmed Life *11/29/2016
Van HalenAin't Talkin' 'Bout LoveN/A
Van HalenAnd the Cradle Will Rock…N/A
Van HalenAtomic PunkN/A
Van HalenBeautiful GirlsN/A
Van HalenCathedralN/A
Van HalenDance the Night AwayN/A
Van HalenEruptionN/A
Van HalenEverybody Wants Some!!N/A
Van HalenFeel Your Love TonightN/A
Van HalenHang 'em HighN/A
Van HalenHear About It LaterN/A
Van HalenHot for TeacherN/A
Van HalenI'm the OneN/A
Van HalenIce Cream ManN/A
Van HalenIntruder/(Oh) Pretty WomanN/A
Van HalenJamie's Cryin'N/A
Van HalenJumpN/A
Van HalenLittle GuitarsN/A
Van HalenLoss of ControlN/A
Van HalenMean StreetN/A
Van HalenPanamaN/A
Van HalenRomeo DelightN/A
Van HalenRunnin' with the DevilN/A
Van HalenSo This is Love?N/A
Van HalenSomebody Get Me a DoctorN/A
Van HalenSpanish FlyN/A
Van HalenUnchainedN/A
Van HalenYou Really Got MeN/A
WeezerDope NoseN/A
YellowcardThe TakedownN/A

* Indicates a re-recorded version of the track.

As we’ve done with all the other band-centric titles, we’re first going to look at what we’d like to see in our “dream Van Halen 5-pack” and then take a look at 5 guest songs we’d like to have.

Van Halen

Van Halen – Eruption

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Skipping all of the unnecessary “song” nonsense, Eruption is a plain and simple guitar solo. Well, not so simple, actually. Quite complex, in fact. But for a game like Rocksmith, I can’t think of anything more perfect than Eruption, especially as a way to perfect your tapping!

Van Halen – Hot for Teacher

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Perhaps the only thing more complex than Eruption, Hot for Teacher takes the basics from the solo and builds an entire song around it. Couple that with the fact that it might just be the best hard rock song ever written and there’s no way Hot for Teacher doesn’t belong in Rocksmith!

Van Halen – I’m the One

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To quote (a depiction of) Michael McDonald: “Sweet Jesus, that’s smooth!” But man, it really is brilliant!

Van Halen – Panama

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As legend goes, David Lee Roth was once told that all his songs were about women, partying, and cars. This prompted David Lee Roth to realize that he hadn’t written a song about a car. Thus, Panama was born and the world was better for it!

Van Halen – Unchained

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Unchained? Really? C’mon Oscar, give me a break…

Well alright! One break, comin’ up!

Guest Acts

Deep Purple – Space Truckin’

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We’ve got Highway Star and Smoke on the Water already, but there’s one more essential Deep Purple song that has yet to come to the platform. A great proggy jam that would provide some incredible tones for us to use. Yeah, pretty much essential for the platform.

Fountains of Wayne – Stacy’s Mom

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A loving tribute to The Cars and one of the most popular rock songs of the early 2000s. Stacy’s Mom might not be the most complex song in the world, but there’s some nice arpeggio stuff and a decent solo going on and it would make a pretty great beginner song that’s not snooze-worthy.

Queen – I Want It All

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Arena rock at its finest. Queen’s 70s period is definitely awesome, but also very well represented in Rocksmith by this point. This late-era banger is one of the most perfect songs that could be added to Rocksmith with its epic main riff and more solos and variations than you can count. I want this in Rocksmith, and I want it NOW!

Queens of the Stone Age – Sick, Sick, Sick

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The awesome fuzzed out bass on this track alone makes this a must have in my eyes. Rocksmith certainly has a decent amount of great basslines, but nowhere near enough. Adding this to the game would go a ways towards fixing that!

Third Eye Blind – Semi-Charmed Life

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Pure 90s greatness. Easily the best song ever written about crystal meth that you’ll hear blasting over supermarket speakers.


There’s our picks, what songs would you like to see from Guitar Hero: Van Halen end up in Rocksmith 2014 Remastered? Let us know in the comments!

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